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Boyfriend’s flirty drunk texts are kind of adorable.

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No I get you bad coffee is the LITERAL WORST. It’s not that hard to make good coffee even

not super fond of any coffee but bad coffee is like drinking liquid disappointment

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it is way too early to be in BR, and the doctor’s office is apparently an hour behind because there was a big accident on a main road. and i have gross coffee

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highvelocitybitterness:

nyaa:

I’m playing oblivion and I stole a wheel of cheese from a store and then like 2 hours later I’m in an oblivion gate drowning in lava and a guard swims up to me and is like “stop right there”. My bounty is 5 gold and this dude is on fire trying to arrest a cheese thief

Javert-level shit right there

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toni-tan:

Ok but we’re forgetting the real holiday here

toni-tan:

Ok but we’re forgetting the real holiday here

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clairefox35:

Actual scene from Hannibal 2x08 Su-Zakana.

this whole goddamn scene

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catsbeaversandducks:

Happy Easter!

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1x01 | 2x08

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when it’s too much even for your own standards

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thingswithantlers:

A peryton is a mythological creature with the body of a stag and the wings and hindquarters of a bird. It is said to cast the shadow of a man until it kills one during its lifetime, from then on it casts its true shadow. 

X X X X

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tokinntumbln:

fhtagn-and-tentacles:

SQUID RING 
by Cheyenne Weil 
Available at Etsy

Oh man I’ve fallen in love

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allthe-lights-inthe-sky:

nikkibot3000:

metazensae:

What is this magnificent creature?!?!

that is clearly a chocobo

It’s actually a secretary bird

I love secretary birds. They are just dinosaurs with wings.

(Source: fat-birds.com, via mellydraws)