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Woo feeling shitty at work cause I can’t afford to take off just because my period makes me nauseous.

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vosska:

pricklylegs:

Any last words…

actual footage of the skeleton war

vosska:

pricklylegs:

Any last words…

actual footage of the skeleton war

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niche-pastiche:

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

steampoweredsass:

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger

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WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS TONGUE

I am a gooseologist and I can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children’s souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth

I don’t care if it farts supernovas, there is another mouth inside it’s mouth and that is just not okay!  It’s like that thing from Alien, but worse because it can fly!

Oh, this is neat! These are structures called "lingual nails." It turns out these are actually made of keratin, the stuff that makes up your hair and fingernails. They aren’t nearly as tough as actual teeth. There are no birds that have true teeth, but there are a lot that have re-evolved tooth analogues like this. 

Lingual nails are used to help birds get shells off of food such as nuts, seeds, and grains and also help move food (and liquid) into the esophagus. All sorts of birds have them, including nutcrackers, falcons, and even chickens. Penguins apparently have something similar, but without the keratinous exoskeletons.

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womeninspace:

vetmedirl:

Someone asks “what’s with chicks and science?” … then Neil Degrasse Tyson tells it like it is.

Never not reblog.

And look at Ann Druyan agreeing with him.

This was asked after a panel of the center for inquiry, which can be seen completely here.

(via mellydraws)

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thelatebodaciousperiod:

Feathered Dinosaurs by SharkeyTrike
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moschops911:

assembling Deinocheirus

moschops911:

assembling Deinocheirus

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superhappy:

cognitivedissonance:

After threats against her life, Anita Sarkeesian canceled an upcoming talk at Utah State University. Gamergate trolls are celebrating on Twitter while simultaneously dismissing the threats as nothing. Does this read like nothing to you?

“I will write my manifesto in her spilled blood, and you will all bear witness to what feminist lies and poison have done to the men of America.”

The email’s author threatened to murder feminist women indiscriminately in a mass shooting. And because carrying guns on campus outweigh the right of students and guests to be safe, Anita Sarkeesian canceled her talk.

BUT WE SHOULDN’T FEEL THREATENED, RIGHT?

BECAUSE IT’S JUST THE INTERNET, RIGHT?

The bullies won this time. And if you think this shit isn’t dangerous, I’m fresh out of fucks to give and I’m not restocking any time soon. It’s goddamn wrong to to dismiss this by claiming the author isn’t serious. Elliot Rodger’s rantings were dismissed until it was too late.

This. Is. Not. OK.

guns… literally more important than the lives of women in the state of loveable mormons

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"Above anything else, stay true to yourself. Whether that means for you that you like to have blue hair, or you don’t like to drink, or you are attracted to the same sex, or you want to remove yourself from Facebook, or you’ve got 3 different kids from 3 different dads but you know you’re a really good mom, or you cry for a week because your turtle died. Whatever your truth is, stay true to yourself. But be a good person while you’re at it."

The wonderful Gillian Anderson speaks about feminism (above), wanting a role in the female-led Ghostbusters, and how she can eat more chicken nuggets than you. Yes, YOU.

Gillian Anderson Wants to Be Cast In the Female-Led Ghostbusters Right the Hell Now And Other Amazingness From Her Reddit AMA | The Mary Sue

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How I feel about being an “adult”

whatshouldwecallme:

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"Language will evolve irregardless of your attempt to literally lock it away in a secluded tower. Obvs."

— Welcome to Night Vale, episode 55: The University of What It Is (via the-librarians-of-night-vale)

Joseph Fink has a nice track record of criticizing language peevers

(via allthingslinguistic)

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spoopyrump:

NO BUT REAL TALK OK I WENT TO SCHOOL IN GEORGIA AND I EVEN HAD TEACHERS TELLING ME THAT I SHOULDN’T CELEBRATE HALLOWEEN BECAUSE IT WAS THE DEVIL’S BIRTHDAY AND I GOT SUSPENDED FOR 4 DAYS BECAUSE I WROTE AN ESSAY ENTITLED “You’re All Dumb, The Devil Wasn’t Even Born: The Story of All Hallow’s Eve” AND I TALKED ABOUT THE HISTORY OF HALLOWEEN, HOW IT WAS A PAGAN CELEBRATION TO VENERATE AND APPEASE THE DEAD AND HOW THE DEVIL WAS TECHNICALLY AN ANGEL THAT WAS CAST FROM HEAVEN AND BECAUSE ANGELS WERE CREATED BY GOD THEY WEREN’T BORN THEREFORE THE DEVIL COULDN’T HAVE A BIRTHDAY. MY PRINCIPAL WAS SO CONCERNED FOR ME BECAUSE I WAS IN 3RD GRADE AND HE GOT MAD AT MY MOM FOR RAISING SUCH A “DISRESECTFUL, HEDOONISTIC CHILD”. SHE BOUGHT ME ICECREAM AND LET ME WATCH CARTOONS WHILE I WAS OUT OF SCHOOL.

spoopyrump:

NO BUT REAL TALK OK I WENT TO SCHOOL IN GEORGIA AND I EVEN HAD TEACHERS TELLING ME THAT I SHOULDN’T CELEBRATE HALLOWEEN BECAUSE IT WAS THE DEVIL’S BIRTHDAY AND I GOT SUSPENDED FOR 4 DAYS BECAUSE I WROTE AN ESSAY ENTITLED “You’re All Dumb, The Devil Wasn’t Even Born: The Story of All Hallow’s Eve” AND I TALKED ABOUT THE HISTORY OF HALLOWEEN, HOW IT WAS A PAGAN CELEBRATION TO VENERATE AND APPEASE THE DEAD AND HOW THE DEVIL WAS TECHNICALLY AN ANGEL THAT WAS CAST FROM HEAVEN AND BECAUSE ANGELS WERE CREATED BY GOD THEY WEREN’T BORN THEREFORE THE DEVIL COULDN’T HAVE A BIRTHDAY. MY PRINCIPAL WAS SO CONCERNED FOR ME BECAUSE I WAS IN 3RD GRADE AND HE GOT MAD AT MY MOM FOR RAISING SUCH A “DISRESECTFUL, HEDOONISTIC CHILD”. SHE BOUGHT ME ICECREAM AND LET ME WATCH CARTOONS WHILE I WAS OUT OF SCHOOL.

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westcoastwaterbender:

radicalmuscle:

onlylolgifs:

The floor is lava!

What kind of parents actually pour lava into their homes just so their kid can have some fun?

The fun kind.

Platformer games are really just an extension of The Floor is Lava.

westcoastwaterbender:

radicalmuscle:

onlylolgifs:

The floor is lava!

What kind of parents actually pour lava into their homes just so their kid can have some fun?

The fun kind.

Platformer games are really just an extension of The Floor is Lava.

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gothiccharmschool:

minim-calibre:

Tiny Winter Soldier reports that she has found her people.

I am really glad that Tiny Winter Soldier is loyal to me. Because she looks pretty fierce here.

Winter soldier, captain America

gothiccharmschool:

minim-calibre:

Tiny Winter Soldier reports that she has found her people.

I am really glad that Tiny Winter Soldier is loyal to me. Because she looks pretty fierce here.

Winter soldier, captain America

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kaldannan:

laysomeskinontheskatkat:

Puget Sound Garter Snake, is best known for it’s distinct bright blue scales.

What a pretty baby!

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