Boyfriend’s flirty drunk texts are kind of adorable.
No I get you bad coffee is the LITERAL WORST. It’s not that hard to make good coffee even
not super fond of any coffee but bad coffee is like drinking liquid disappointment
it is way too early to be in BR, and the doctor’s office is apparently an hour behind because there was a big accident on a main road. and i have gross coffee
I’m playing oblivion and I stole a wheel of cheese from a store and then like 2 hours later I’m in an oblivion gate drowning in lava and a guard swims up to me and is like “stop right there”. My bounty is 5 gold and this dude is on fire trying to arrest a cheese thief
Javert-level shit right there