- Brother: Hey, isn't he on Sherlock?
- Me: Gatiss? Yeah.
- Brother: He's the brother, right? Uh... Minecraft?
- Me: ...pff. Close. Mycroft.
- Brother: Hey, I was close! I was just off by like a squiggle!
Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different ways with just your bare hands”. This. This is an acceptable comment to give a girl on the street.
I would be extremely okay with this
The BBC series Doctor Who ended in 2010. It was replaced by a show called Doctor Who Cares Now That Steven Moffat’s in Charge. The title of the latter show is often shortened for the sake of brevity. This has caused much confusion amongst viewers with many believing that the two series are one and the same.
If you seriously pause a second and think about it, your 13 year-old self would probably think you are the coolest right now. They’d marvel at your hair that stays in place, they’d be amazed you finally made glasses look good, they’d be in awe of your adult body, they’d love your shoes. Just revel in that every time you’re wallowing in self-hatred.
I’m wearing a dress today. And makeup. 13 year old me would be livid. But 13 year old me was kind of a jerk, and so that’s fine.
2 episodes left of season 1 of Hannibal and I AM UPSET HANNIBAL YOU ARE THE WOOOOORST AT HELPING.