hahaha oh god…this is why i love to hate twilight.
BWAHAHAHAhahaha oh god my sanity *cries*
OMFG. The lulz are killing me.
Every fairy tale should be updated to include uterine piñatas!Found it!What? She asked…Bella’s menstrual cycle: there’s...
Those are the original tags. I think “uterine piñatas” is the greatest phrase ever coined by a human being
FUCKING LOVE THIS WHOLE TUMBLR! There are not enough hours in the day to read all the posts! It’s clever and snarky and...